These are conversational responses you might recieve from me on a daily basis:
Love/hate, porque? What do you hate, Anne? That's terrible. You know what could help? GET A JOB! AHH! GO TO THE DAMN LAVATORY! Goodness, your telepathic too? Now that's a talented chica! Pathethic, apathetic, what's the difference? OH! Picky are we?
Of course I had to ask where the library was. What kind of nerd would I be if I didn't, and in spanish too? Now ponder that while I go flog myself with resentment.